Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.

I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.