The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.

I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.