The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.

I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.