The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.