Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
Dennis MillerA third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.
Dennis MillerIt's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
Dennis MillerThere is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
Dennis Miller