Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.

Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a bad guy... When I'm in Los Angeles having these incredibly surreal moments where nobody's saying anything and everybody's talking incessantly, I always have that Pittsburgh voice in my head - shut up, smile, get the job, move on.

The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.