Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
Dennis MillerThe Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.
Dennis MillerOther than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
Dennis MillerOnly man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a group of aliens so intelligent, so insouciant, so utterly above it all, they feel no need whatsoever to equip their spacecraft with windows so that they can gaze out on all that celestial beauty-but then immediately upon landing, their first impulse is to get in some hick's ass with a flashlight.
Dennis Miller