In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
Dennis MillerA developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
Dennis MillerI think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
Dennis Miller