A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
Dennis MillerIt takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.
Dennis MillerI love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.
Dennis Miller