I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.
Dennis MillerThe average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
Dennis MillerThe way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.
Dennis Miller