Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.