You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
Dennis MillerFor the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.
Dennis MillerIf Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis MillerI think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States.
Dennis Miller