Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from overseas wants to blow up their wedding, that's when I'm right.

The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of Christ's birth, that's the problem. It's unbelievable to me. The ACLU will no longer fight for your right to put up a nativity scene, but they'll fight for the right of the local freak who wants to stumble onto the scene and have sex with one of the sheep.

Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.

Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.