Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?