Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

There's a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.