It's no fun being a specimen.

It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.

Great humorists are great insulters.

I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.

Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.

You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you're stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, 'Hey, you're great! What's your name again?'

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.