A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.
I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them.
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.
When I'm doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: 'Tell about the guy who died on your show!'