Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.

I have a long list of things that make me mad.

Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.