I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.

It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer's life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.