Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up?

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.