Its hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.

If I'd married someone in show business, there'd be too much competition.

You can't just will your dreams to come true. You have to work hard. You have to give 'em wings, arms, legs...whatever it takes to make your dreams come true.

In fact, I bought our first family television with my own money, putting it on credit and then paying it off every week.

Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.

It's always great to perform at home in the good ol' U.S.A.

We're all just a bunch of sinners, but we do the best we can.