I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

Some people have nothing but experience.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.