I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.