I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.