The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.