Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
Be kind to dumb people.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.