An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.