Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

Be kind to dumb people.

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.