I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Be kind to dumb people.