Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people