Very few people look the part and are it too.
If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.