The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.