The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Babies are a great way to start people.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.