I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Some people have nothing but experience.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.