Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Be kind to dumb people.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.