Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.