About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.