It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.