The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Very few people look the part and are it too.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.