Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.