If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.