Babies are a great way to start people.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.