Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
Babies are a great way to start people.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.