I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.