Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.