About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Be kind to dumb people.
In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.