Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Some people have nothing but experience.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.