Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Very few people look the part and are it too.
About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.