I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Babies are a great way to start people.