If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.