About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.