If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.