About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.