Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Be kind to dumb people.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.