Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Babies are a great way to start people.