The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.