Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.