A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.