It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
Babies are a great way to start people.