[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.