A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.