Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.