The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
Very few people look the part and are it too.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.