Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

Be kind to dumb people.