There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.
In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.