A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.