A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
Be kind to dumb people.
If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.