There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.