There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Babies are a great way to start people.