When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.
It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.