I love you as New Englanders love pie!

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

I do not see why men sheould be so proud insects have the more ancient lineage according to the scientists insects were insects when man was only a burbling whatisit.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.

If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.