I love you as New Englanders love pie!

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it.

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.