I love you as New Englanders love pie!

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

A great many people who spend their time mourning over the brevity of life could make it seem longer if they did a little more work.

You want to know whether I believe in ghosts? Of course I do not believe in them. If you had known as many of them as I have, you would not believe in them either.

What man calls civilization always results in deserts.