What man calls civilization always results in deserts.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

fire is beautiful and we know that if we get too close it will kill us but what does that matter it is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat