Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

Showbiz is great if you're successful.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.