You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.
My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.
My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.