Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.