Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.