Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?

The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.