Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.