When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Showbiz is great if you're successful.

I've never had a writer, and I'm proud of that. Everything I've per­formed has been from my own head.

I grew up in an Orthodox family, as I grew older, I became Conservative and that's how it ended up. But I've developed that Jewish feel to my act from my surroundings and my family.

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.