When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.