When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.