My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.
Don RicklesI have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
Don RicklesI still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.
Don Rickles