Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.

Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your sense of humor go there. I mean there's no sense hiding what you feel.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.