I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
It takes many years to be a great comedian.
Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.
I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.
I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.