Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!

When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.

We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.