It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.