I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

I don't do impressions.

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.